The Next Ten Lifetimes

Chris Elliot and Bill Fagerbakke guest star in “Noretta” when Marshall and Lily realize they remind each other of their parents.

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Robin Sparkles: Hey Jessica! How’s your beaver?
Jessica Glitter: Great! How’s your beaver?
Robin Sparkles: Busy as ever!
Alan Thicke: Okay girls! Everyone knows a beaver’s favorite food is wood. I just hope we brought along enough of it for our three day galactic space journey… So let’s do the math! If Robin’s beaver devours six inches of wood every half hour and Jessica’s beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both of these beavers well fed all weekend long?
Robin Sparkles: And while you figure it out at home, how about we sing you a song about our beavers?

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Sophocles: Oedipus the King

Awesome.

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You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.

—How I Met Your Mother (via quote-book)

Katy: Are you Hair or Makeup?
NPH: You’re dead to me

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I literally laughed out loud at this part.

Excellent episode. Beautiful friendship. Hilarious jokes. Win.

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THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THAT GIRL TELLING ME THAT SHE HASN’T SEEN STAR WARS TODAY WAS THAT SHE LEFT AN OPENING FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL LINE TO BE SAID

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I WILL reblog this every time I see it.

That’s a genuine question.

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so good.

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Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices, it’s hard. But if it’s the right person, then it’s easy. Looking at that girl and knowing she’s all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it’s not like that, then she’s not the one. I’m sorry.

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Saw this at Costco. Couldn’t stop laughing. Obviously the people around me thought I was insane.

someone must have known what they were doing putting these next to one another.

this is legend wait for it - and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the next word is dairy - legendary

god I love himym so much

OH MY GOD. Whoever put these next to eachother, marry me.

took me a while to get this.

Well done, anonymous costco shopper.

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