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16th April 2014

Link reblogged from Something Else with 4 notes

Ten Things I'd Like To Say To Young Writers →

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from DON'T GO ON GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT with 194 notes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

David Tennant playing the Doctor’s companion on a Friday Night Project sketch [x]

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16th April 2014

Quote reblogged from House To Half with 13,255 notes

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from And what have we here? with 85,498 notes

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

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16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from And what have we here? with 145,198 notes

allwereallyneedisweed:

heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

Go ahead llamas

allwereallyneedisweed:

heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

Go ahead llamas

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15th April 2014

Quote reblogged from Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! with 117,133 notes

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

Source: jtoday

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR with 47,731 notes

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

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15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from OMG that dress! with 135 notes

omgthatdress:

Afternoon Dress
1860s
Augusta Auctions

omgthatdress:

Afternoon Dress

1860s

Augusta Auctions

Tagged: dressesvintage

14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Something Else with 250,461 notes

cwnerd12:

imperialimpala:

emeralddreamer:

#GodBlessAmerica #GodBlessDatAss

Tagged: god bless americachris evans

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14th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Vintage Disney Parks with 46 notes

iemmaspook:

WDI designer Bob Gurr on building the Disneyland Viewliner: the most memorable anecdote regarding it he told at this evening’s event I hadn’t heard before was about hunting down the front of 1955 Oldsmobile in a LA scrap yard for use as the front of the train, which he got cheap because it was freshly delivered to the yard after ‘a woman had just gotten killed in it’ in a traffic accident, in his words.
His delivery was so matter-of-fact and dry about it, it came off hilarious (but morbid) in person, as tragic as the fact is to consider.

iemmaspook:

WDI designer Bob Gurr on building the Disneyland Viewliner: the most memorable anecdote regarding it he told at this evening’s event I hadn’t heard before was about hunting down the front of 1955 Oldsmobile in a LA scrap yard for use as the front of the train, which he got cheap because it was freshly delivered to the yard after ‘a woman had just gotten killed in it’ in a traffic accident, in his words.

His delivery was so matter-of-fact and dry about it, it came off hilarious (but morbid) in person, as tragic as the fact is to consider.

Tagged: disney historydisney

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14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Revolution is Animated with 633 notes

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14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Until the very end & forever with 13,739 notes

deborahmpidal:

thewingedshadow:

whereischarlesleee:

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:

marsthebringerofwar:

lord-kitschener:

bowlersandtophats:

usuk-addict:

ladyymacdeath:

romanorgasm:

sclez:

How have I not seen the Spain one until now.

“Totally inert”

“mama’s boys”

The Spain one tho.

Evil Federated Empire of Europe tho.

vikings tho

Crimea labeled “Japan”

East Germany as “poker loss”.

“Hoes in Power”.

I can’t.

“Napoleon’s Dream” I’M FUCKIN

I just died this is so accurate

I can vouch for the Russia one

I’VE BEEN IN TULIPS

Spain is “Don Quixote” for Russia… OMG! *dying*

Source: lets-fangirl

14th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Live, Laugh, Think... with 3,497 notes

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14th April 2014

Quote reblogged from The Knowing with 63,761 notes

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

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14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Knowing with 146,900 notes

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

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